As we learned in my last post, I'm abnormally smart. I should probably be the president. And when you're smart enough to be the president, you're smart enough to know this:
+ crinkle fries
+ cow chip cookie
+ elephant ear
≠ good day to also eat chocolate cake
Not to worry, though! Chocolate cake is happening next week during Stephen's Birthday: Extended Edition. In the meantime, I'll leave you with photographic evidence of the $42.25* and 8,923† calories we ate today.
substitute picture for cow chip cookie
+ adorable photobooth film strip!
cinnamon sugar elephant ear
+ evidence that Stephen was actually there!
P.S. I wanted to have a picture of everything we ate, but I was so excited to eat my Cow Chip Cookie that I completely forgot to take a picture of it!
P.P.S. The same thing happened with my Fisher Scone. Oops.